Humor buff. Soccer player. Angsty teenager.

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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cowjazz:

you only ever use ten percent of your brain. the rest is allotted space that allows you to call upon a suitable spongebob quote in any situation. some of us have tapped into this vast hoard of mental power. me? i’m already halfway there….halfway there….halfway there….

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wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(Source: hirookigoto, via jooliaa)

smartgirlsattheparty:

thedemsocialist:

Any questions?

Woah.
bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift
fuscience:

heartsyhawk:

darklordflareon:

he died a hero’s death

What a magnificent problem to have.

wild-rness:

I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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gaimez:

rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OKHE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK

Now we are the rage quit
g-iggle:

dreamincolorlove:

Science side of tumblr!?!?!?!?!?!

I actually did this for my chem project last year. It’s a solution called sodium acetate (you can make it using vinegar, water and baking soda). You boil it to evaporate enough water until there’s more of the baking soda than water, otherwise known as the solution being supersaturated (like when you put too much lemonade mix in a cup of water and the mix gathers at the bottom and won’t dissolve. In this case we did it backwards and tricked it). So now, any touch to the solution after being chilled in the fridge disrupts the order of the sodium acetate and causes it to condense in seconds and solidify. This is why sodium acetate is commonly called hot ice
  • Huffington Post: Which cast member would you want on your team if a zombie apocalypse actually happened?
  • Norman Reedus: Probably Andrew. Andrew and I just crack up all the time, he’s definitely my BFF on the show. He would totally keep me safe. A budding romance is in the works.
apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.