Humor buff. Soccer player. Angsty teenager.

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

(via lifeisalostgame)

yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

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uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

(Source: sadden, via basedconer)

Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

mrskarkatharley:

Hoarding a canon url but not using it

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(Source: rinmemesuoka, via tyleroakley)

ihadthebestdays:

Do you ever have that one line in a song that just means the world to you and has this deeper meaning that you feel just explains everything and then your friends listen to it and are just like that’s cool but you’re like NO  THAT LINE IS JUST EVERYTHING HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND and you realize just how much music means to you

(via of-silentcities)

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

pettyofficerdongers:

captainkristine:

this-is-my-life-lacy:

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lololololol

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

Then there’s the Navy

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tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos, via savanacp)

"Perhaps, the problem is not the intensity of your love, but the quality of the people you are loving."

Warsan Shire (via 5000letters)

(via of-silentcities)

adailypickupline:

I’ve got a serious sweet tooth.

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