Humor buff. Soccer player. Angsty teenager.

dulect:


watcha got there

enhancers:

I tend to laugh when people ask who I’m texting because I don’t text anyone I’m just on tumblr

(via lifeisalostgame)

hobolunchbox:

Sparring partner.

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

(via lifeisalostgame)

  • me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
  • me: i want the thing
  • someone: i'll buy you the thing
  • me: nonono i can't let you do that

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

image

correct

(via thelifeofateenagepoet)

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(via thelifeofateenagepoet)

afootballobserver:

Portland Thorns 6-3 Boston Breakers [NWSL] 20/07/2014
Christine Sinclair 46’ (Assist: Alex Morgan)